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FORUM RULES

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FORUM RULES

Postby slaphitter on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:12 pm

Not much, just a few points which ought to be common sense.

1. Here is the content policy of freeforums.org: http://www.freeforums.org/tos.php

The following content is not allowed:

-Adult Content / Obscene Content
-Harassment
-Illegal Drugs
-Terrorism
-Piracy, Hacking, Viruses
-Racism/Hate/Derogatory/Slanderous
-Promotion of or distribution of copyrighted materials which includes but is not limited to, the following:
-links to download pirated movies, software, games etc from megaupload, rapidshare, and other such hosts/FTP/private servers
-Malicious software
-Non FreeForums.org sponsored ads

I'm not a cop, I don't want to act like one, and I don't want any of them (or nasty lawyers) to contact me. I'll only enforce if you force me to.


2. Please remember that kids, your mom or your boss might read what you say here. Keep your head out of your butt. If you have to be a jerk, at least behave like reasonably civilized jerk.


3. Corollary to Rule #2: It is just a freaking internet chat board. Nobody is stealing your lunch money or kicking your puppy. Grow thick skin, even if your admin is a thin-skinned prick.


4. If you behave like an ass, in my sole discretion, and you insist on doing so and not shaping up, I reserve the right to suspend, ban, yell at you, edit your profile to tease you, or whatever else I think I can get away with, within the bounds of law.


5. If you PM me and ask me to ban someone, you will go to the top of the list of possible suspects under surveillance. Behave like adults, not kids on the playground running to teacher.

ADDED 4 June 08

6. No pirating usernames. There were lots of people who had established and well-known usernames at Ham n Egg. There have been isolated incidents here of someone trying to "poach" a name during the mad scramble to relocate here. The Admins reserve the right to make any judgment call they decide is appropriate to remove imposter names, name pirates, or usernames that are judged (by the admins, in their sole discretion) to be deliberately intended to create confusion with other usernames.
Last edited by slaphitter on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby danc on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:47 pm

hear, hear

(that's not gonna get me investigated is it?)
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Postby tonystark on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:48 pm

Can you ban PMantle?
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Postby Biscuit on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:49 pm

No piracy --- will that make LeeAnnika leave? Arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Postby slaphitter on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:50 pm

rdowneyjr wrote:Can you ban PMantle?


I can no more disown pmantle than I can disown my own grandmother....
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Postby DriveBy on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:05 pm

Do we have a vote to ban Slappy's grandmother?
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Postby Howaii on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:07 pm

DriveBy wrote:Do we have a vote to ban Slappy's grandmother?


I'd ban Slappy before Gramma.
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Re: FORUM RULES

Postby NMHacker on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:25 pm

slaphitter wrote:Not much, just a few points which ought to be common sense.

1. Here is the content policy of freeforums.org: http://www.freeforums.org/tos.php

The following content is not allowed:

-Adult Content / Obscene Content


WTF!
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Re: FORUM RULES

Postby ahack on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:31 pm

NMHacker wrote:
slaphitter wrote:Not much, just a few points which ought to be common sense.

1. Here is the content policy of freeforums.org: http://www.freeforums.org/tos.php

The following content is not allowed:

-Adult Content / Obscene Content


WTF!


Seriously... Can we do without this rule?
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Re: FORUM RULES

Postby mick philson on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:45 pm

ahack wrote:
NMHacker wrote:
slaphitter wrote:Not much, just a few points which ought to be common sense.

1. Here is the content policy of freeforums.org: http://www.freeforums.org/tos.php

The following content is not allowed:

-Adult Content / Obscene Content


WTF!


Seriously... Can we do without this rule?


Slappy did say a few points..not all.
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Postby PMantle on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:55 pm

slaphitter wrote:
rdowneyjr wrote:Can you ban PMantle?


I can no more disown pmantle than I can disown my own grandmother....


Who is that turd?
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Postby JohnnyTN on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:53 pm

dont let golfboy in please
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Postby NMHacker on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:55 pm

JohnnyTN wrote:dont let golfboy in please


There is 2 of them now. :o
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Postby Sir Hacksalot on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:12 pm

No weed?

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Postby wingnut on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:02 am

slappy, for a douchebag attorney, that was a pretty good post. I gotta think your paralegal wrote it for you. Give her my compliments.
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Postby DGA3 on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:26 am

I can live with those rules!

:D
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Postby NTBL on Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:11 am

pfffft, you're not the boss of me.
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Postby joekonaiii on Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:20 pm

DGA3 wrote:I can live with those rules!

:D


Me too. Not sure that the forum's definition of obscenity is the same as mine, so I'll ignore that one on 1st amendment grounds. ;-)
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Re: FORUM RULES

Postby DeoreDX on Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:49 pm

ahack wrote:
NMHacker wrote:
slaphitter wrote:Not much, just a few points which ought to be common sense.

1. Here is the content policy of freeforums.org: http://www.freeforums.org/tos.php

The following content is not allowed:

-Adult Content / Obscene Content


WTF!


Seriously... Can we do without this rule?


Time for a pay board!!!
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Re: FORUM RULES

Postby Biscuit on Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:02 pm

slaphitter wrote:Not much, just a few points which ought to be common sense.

1. Here is the content policy of freeforums.org: http://www.freeforums.org/tos.php

The following content is not allowed:

-Adult Content / Obscene Content


So Bagel can't post a round report?
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Re: FORUM RULES

Postby NMHacker on Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:06 pm

Biscuit wrote:
slaphitter wrote:Not much, just a few points which ought to be common sense.

1. Here is the content policy of freeforums.org: http://www.freeforums.org/tos.php

The following content is not allowed:

-Adult Content / Obscene Content


So Bagel can't post a round report?


Or q-school/smackdaddy.
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